SOUP AND SEMO SAGA

Bonjoru Rejoice
@rejoicebonjoru247785
6 days ago

Husband says, "I'd have vegetable soup and semo."
Wife says, "Where's the money for such delicacy?"

Quietly, the husband strolls out,
Leaving nothing behind to make the dish possible.

At night, he returns,
Expecting to be served vegetable soup and semo.
But when he opens the plate,
The strongest stench of bitter leaf hits his nose,
And the strongest starch of eba obstructs his cutting.

"Wetin happen to vegetable and semo?" he asks, flaringly.
"Better soup na money kill am," the wife says grinly,
As she turns to grab him a glass of water.

Suddenly, seven hefty teeth dig into the bare back of the wife.
"Ye, my husband don bite me oh!" she cries, as she holds unto the spot.

#poetry
#prosepoetry
#Nircle
#humor

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