
Love Under Digital Surveillance
jerry KWATCHEY@kwatcheyjerry128608
2 hours ago
#poetry
🎙️ BABA PROCEED II — Love Under Digital Surveillance
Night quiet,
crickets hold meeting outside.
I whisper soft: “Baba proceed…”
Then voice shoot from nowhere like WhatsApp notification of doom:
> “BABA WHAT ??”
She appear for doorway, smile sharp like cutlass of jealousy.
> “So we don start again ehn?
Every night ‘Baba proceed’—
You wan proceed into singlehood abi?”
I try explain,
fan stop rotation, even bulb blink surrender.
She fold arm, lean for wall like Wi-Fi router of judgement:
> “Who be this Baba you dey proceed with at midnight — Pastor? Prophet? Programmer?”
I weak.
She sigh,
> “You better proceed go sleep before I proceed to reset your password.”
Since that day I dey whisper my joy on silent mode.
> Baba proceed — in low volume.