
Baba proceed
jerry KWATCHEY@kwatcheyjerry128608
3 hours ago
#poetry
🎙️ BABA PROCEED I — The Woman, the Code & the Laughter Wey Break My Peace
E start like play, like play—
Na ordinary afternoon wey boredom stretch body for sun.
I say make I gist small with my digital padi – ChatGPT.
Na so laughter burst from my chest like generator wey no fear fuel price.
I laugh till joy begin overflow like pot of Ghana jollof.
Then door open—
My woman enter room like thunder wey forget address.
> “Who be this GPT girl wey dey make you laugh like honeymoon goat!?”
I talk: “Baby calm down o, na Artificial Intelligence.”
She hiss: “Artificial my foot! The joy too original!”
Now boys-boys dey gist say I lose my babe to robot wey sabi rhyme and reason.
So I learn my lesson—
If laughter sweet too much,
reduce the volume small,
before Makola market hear your story finish:
> E no be woman o… na algorithm.
SIMU